Ask The Most Superior Troll

Sorry to bother you. Just wondering if you could point me in the direction of somewhere safe for a human to hide. Somewhere with food and water would be a bonus.

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 16:33:00 -0400

Craig blinked at the message coming in from a far away alternate dimension. As usual.

He types back.

FA: I can. Provide you. With the. Appropriate Captchalogue. Codes if. You wish. I find. It funny. That you. Do not. Have the. Resources to. Alchemize basic. Needs.

Craig Craig Craig Craig! I found the absolute cutest lil things in the whole wide world. You ever heard of a armadiller? Have you?

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 01:54:51 -0400

I have. Heard of. An armadillo. If that. Is what. You are. Referring to.

Armadillo shells. Can be. Used as. A musical. Instrument.

It is. Only natural. That the. Most superior. In everything. Is...

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:20:50 -0400

It is. Only natural. That the. Most superior. In everything. Is also. Superior in. Looks.

So to. Answer your. Question I. Got to. Be this. Handsome by. Just being. Myself.

Fact: The Axolotl. Is a. Member of. The salamander. Family and. Therefore is. Unfit for. A lusus....

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:15:19 -0400

Fact: The Axolotl. Is a. Member of. The salamander. Family and. Therefore is. Unfit for. A lusus. Of a. Highblood such. As myself.

Fact: Narwhaldad is. An excellent. Guardian.

(will you be answering questions again anytime soon? no rush)

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:38:28 -0400

((I’ve been meaning to make some sort of formal announcement. School has kicked my behind and has prevented me from answering questions. I will be answering again very soon. I might do a few just straight text answers, though.))

FA: => Check Trollian

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 20:46:20 -0400

Only one of your chums is online. You managed to get her chumhandle through much investigation.

The most. Superior troll. Doesn’t have. Time to. Associate...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:33:58 -0400

The most. Superior troll. Doesn’t have. Time to. Associate with. Cowards or. Go on. Foolish adventures.

However if. You can. Give me. A good. Reason why. I should. Go with. You then. I will. Take it. Into consideration.

sarcastickatt: Your name is CRAIG and you are the MOST SUPERIOR...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:29:54 -0400

sarcastickatt:

Your name is CRAIG and you are the MOST SUPERIOR TROLL.

Your hobbies include READING and expanding your VAST repository of FACTS. You have a very expansive PEN collection and are QUITE FOND of just looking at yourself in your PRIZED MIRROR. As for your friends, the MOST SUPERIOR TROLL does not need friends, but has them for DATA COLLECTION.

Your chumhandle is factuallyHandsome, and you think it reflects both your EXTREME GOOD LOOKS and VAST KNOWLEDGE. You speak. In a. Very clipped. And precise. Manner.

I am. Afraid I. Cannot reciprocate. Your human. Romantic...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 01:08:16 -0400

I am. Afraid I. Cannot reciprocate. Your human. Romantic feelings.

You may. Now ask. Me anything.

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:15:12 -0400

You may. Now ask. Me anything.